Jokes please
* At the cocktail party, Mrs. Santa asked Mrs. Banta, "Aren t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
Mrs. Banta, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
* Banta is not sleeping with his wife these days because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women..
* Santa was enjoying sun on a beach in America. A lady came and asked him, "Are you relaxing ?"
Santa, "No I am Santa"
Another Guy Came and asked the same question.
Santa answered, "No, No Im Santa"
Third one came and asked the same question, Santa was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw a man (our Banta) enjoying the Beach.
He went and asked him, "Are you Relaxing?"
Banta, being educated answered, "Yes I am relaxing"
Santa slapped him on his face and said, "Salay, Sab tere Ko wahah dhoond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai."
* A rich businessman was telling our bachelor Banta about the plans for his unmarried daughters, "I have put aside Rs.2,00,000 for Savita who is 22, Rs.4,00,000 dowry for Vinita who's 27 and Rs.8,00,000 for Namita who is 36."
Banta after thinking for few seconds said "Sir, do you have any daughter who is 50?"
* Santa got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone. "Is this one one one one?", says the voice."No, this is eleven eleven."
"Are you sure it is not one one one one?"
"No, this is eleven eleven."
"Well, wrong number. Sorry to have got you up on the middle of the night."
"That is all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway."
* It was a really hot day at the office. There were about twenty people in close quarters and everyone was sweating, even with a fan on.
All of a sudden, people started to wrinkle their noses at an odor passing through the air. It was the most hideous smell anyone had ever smelt.
One man said, "Uh oh, someone's deodorant isn't working."
Santa from the distant corner replied, "It can't be me. I'm not wearing any."
Mrs. Banta, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
* Banta is not sleeping with his wife these days because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women..
* Santa was enjoying sun on a beach in America. A lady came and asked him, "Are you relaxing ?"
Santa, "No I am Santa"
Another Guy Came and asked the same question.
Santa answered, "No, No Im Santa"
Third one came and asked the same question, Santa was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw a man (our Banta) enjoying the Beach.
He went and asked him, "Are you Relaxing?"
Banta, being educated answered, "Yes I am relaxing"
Santa slapped him on his face and said, "Salay, Sab tere Ko wahah dhoond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai."
* A rich businessman was telling our bachelor Banta about the plans for his unmarried daughters, "I have put aside Rs.2,00,000 for Savita who is 22, Rs.4,00,000 dowry for Vinita who's 27 and Rs.8,00,000 for Namita who is 36."
Banta after thinking for few seconds said "Sir, do you have any daughter who is 50?"
* Santa got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone. "Is this one one one one?", says the voice."No, this is eleven eleven."
"Are you sure it is not one one one one?"
"No, this is eleven eleven."
"Well, wrong number. Sorry to have got you up on the middle of the night."
"That is all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway."
* It was a really hot day at the office. There were about twenty people in close quarters and everyone was sweating, even with a fan on.
All of a sudden, people started to wrinkle their noses at an odor passing through the air. It was the most hideous smell anyone had ever smelt.
One man said, "Uh oh, someone's deodorant isn't working."
Santa from the distant corner replied, "It can't be me. I'm not wearing any."
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