# Means & Meanings

SCHOOL - A place where papa pays & son plays

LIFE INSURANCE - A contract tht keeps you poor all ur life so tht you can die rich

NURSE - A person wakes up to give you sleeping pills

MARRIAGE - A contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree

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Movie titles related to engg students:

Exams - socha na tha,
Classes - kabhi kabhi,
Question papers - na tum jano na hum,
Copying - yaarana,
Maths 2 - asambhav,
Maths 1 - mission impossible,
Environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
Distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
Fail - phir milenge

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