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Sardar’s style..
Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. Oye, I am only following the instructions 'Answer in brief'.
Another one..!!!!
Three police squads , The Scotland Yard police , The NY Police and the Punjab Sardar brigade contest for the best police force award . The judges lead them to the Gir forest of India and assign them the mission. He who captures an adult Lion and brings it back alive in the fastest time will be adjudged the best.
First Scotland Yard goes into the forest and comes back in half an hour with a Lion all tied up. Then the NY police go in and come back in 15 minutes with a tied up lion. Lastly the sardar brigade goes in. 15 minutes , half an hour , one hour goes and no sign of our sardarjis .The judges give up and decide to search for them . They go into the forest . After some searching , they find the sardarjis all excitedly yelling near a tree . The sardarjis have tied up a big bear to a tree and one of them is shouting , "Bol tu sher Hai ! Saala Bol ! tu Sher Hai !! " (Admit that you are a lion! You @#$%@! You are a lion)
One More solid joke...
One day Sardarji goes to the doctor and says 'Doc, I ache all over. Everywhere I touch it hurts.’ The doctor says 'OK. Touch your elbow.’ The Sardarji touches his elbow and winces in genuine pain.
The doctor, surprised, says 'Touch your head.
'The Sardarji touches his head and jumps in agony.
The doctor asks him to touch his knee and the same thing happens.
Everywhere the Sardar touches it hurts like hell. The doctor is stumped and orders a complete examination with x-rays, etc. and tells the Sardar to come back in two days.
Two days later the Sardar comes back and the doctor says;’ We’ve found your problem.
'Sardarji: 'Oh yeah? What is it?'
Doctor: 'You've broken your finger!
One more joke please...
Once Sardar goes to USA and meets President Bush. Bush takes him to a jungle to prove that Americans are technologically advanced. In the jungle, Bush asks Sardar to start digging. He keeps on digging. When he reaches 100ft Bush tells him to start searching. Sardar finds a piece of wire. Bush proudly says “You see; even 100 years back we had telephone". At this Sardar gets really annoyed. Next year Bush comes to India. Sardar takes him to a jungle and tells him to start digging. Bush digs 100 ft and stops. Sardar tells him to continue. He digs 200ft. Sardar tells him to continue. Bush finally reaches 400ft and Sardar tells him to stop. But Bush doesn't find anything and is annoyed. Bush asks Sardar what you wanted to prove. Sardar replies “Even 400 years back we had wireless!!".
Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. Oye, I am only following the instructions 'Answer in brief'.
Another one..!!!!
Three police squads , The Scotland Yard police , The NY Police and the Punjab Sardar brigade contest for the best police force award . The judges lead them to the Gir forest of India and assign them the mission. He who captures an adult Lion and brings it back alive in the fastest time will be adjudged the best.
First Scotland Yard goes into the forest and comes back in half an hour with a Lion all tied up. Then the NY police go in and come back in 15 minutes with a tied up lion. Lastly the sardar brigade goes in. 15 minutes , half an hour , one hour goes and no sign of our sardarjis .The judges give up and decide to search for them . They go into the forest . After some searching , they find the sardarjis all excitedly yelling near a tree . The sardarjis have tied up a big bear to a tree and one of them is shouting , "Bol tu sher Hai ! Saala Bol ! tu Sher Hai !! " (Admit that you are a lion! You @#$%@! You are a lion)
One More solid joke...
One day Sardarji goes to the doctor and says 'Doc, I ache all over. Everywhere I touch it hurts.’ The doctor says 'OK. Touch your elbow.’ The Sardarji touches his elbow and winces in genuine pain.
The doctor, surprised, says 'Touch your head.
'The Sardarji touches his head and jumps in agony.
The doctor asks him to touch his knee and the same thing happens.
Everywhere the Sardar touches it hurts like hell. The doctor is stumped and orders a complete examination with x-rays, etc. and tells the Sardar to come back in two days.
Two days later the Sardar comes back and the doctor says;’ We’ve found your problem.
'Sardarji: 'Oh yeah? What is it?'
Doctor: 'You've broken your finger!
One more joke please...
Once Sardar goes to USA and meets President Bush. Bush takes him to a jungle to prove that Americans are technologically advanced. In the jungle, Bush asks Sardar to start digging. He keeps on digging. When he reaches 100ft Bush tells him to start searching. Sardar finds a piece of wire. Bush proudly says “You see; even 100 years back we had telephone". At this Sardar gets really annoyed. Next year Bush comes to India. Sardar takes him to a jungle and tells him to start digging. Bush digs 100 ft and stops. Sardar tells him to continue. He digs 200ft. Sardar tells him to continue. Bush finally reaches 400ft and Sardar tells him to stop. But Bush doesn't find anything and is annoyed. Bush asks Sardar what you wanted to prove. Sardar replies “Even 400 years back we had wireless!!".
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