Understand Woman?

Male psyhcology to ponder over

* To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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* I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she’s been giving me lately!

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What a woman really means…

1. Do you like this recipe?
It’s easy to fix, so get used to it.

2. Was that the baby?
Why don’t you wake up and deal with the baby.

3. I’m not yelling!
Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

4. All we’re going to buy is a soap dish
Major shopping trip. Did you bring your checkbook?

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . .
You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

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