Wise Sayings

God saw you hungry, he created pizza .
He saw you thirsty, he created pepsi .
He saw you in dark, he created light .
He saw you without problems, he created me (Girl Friend).

Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family?
STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens !

Police man== Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.
The Man== Move, move, even the brakes are not working.

Why does history keep repeating it self?
Because we weren't listening the first time !

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...
still he was in jail.......why?
coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !

"Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the
violin after the operation?"
"yes of course...."
"Great ! i never could before"

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful why dosen't it rain on you?

When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to
free u from darkness and if after you pray and you are
still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !

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