Collection of My Favourite Forwarded Mails

A very cute mail...read n njoy......... Heights of Fun.......... HEIGHT OF ISOLATION:? Two persons sitting side by side using scraps to communicate with each other. HEIGHT OF COWARDICE:? Two persons fighting through scraps. HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS:?? Receiving no scraps for a week. HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION:? The scrap server being down. HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS: Writing a love scrap and doing a ‘Send All. HEIGHT OF ACHIEVEMENT:? A person sending scraps to a girl wanting to become friends and getting a reply. HEIGHT OF TIMEPASS:? A person sending scrap to himself. HEIGTHT OF EXPECTATION:? Sending Indian cricket team an e-mail, wishing them to win a match . HEIGHT OF REPETITION:? Forwarding an scrap to someone and receiving the same scrap forwarded back to you By some one in the receiving chain. HEIGHT OF BROWSING:? U r swimming in the water tank and shout “F1 F1 F1?” instead of shouting “HELP” when u are unable to swim

"I remember the last time I saw that sparkle in your eye - when I realized there was a beautiful angel by my side." For my eyes have been mistaken, for this to be true, an Angel so low, an Angel so bright, for it's as if God himself, has stolen two stars from the night sky, And hid them within your eyes, so one day you shall see, the beauty within, the Angel I see, but above all, you have became, the Angel of my heart..

If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM machine, you can notify the police by entering your Pin # in reverse. For example if your pin number is 1234 then you would put in 4321. The ATM recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the ATM card you placed in the machine. The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to the robber, the police will be immediately dispatched to help you. This information was recently broadcasted on TV and it states that it is seldom used because people don't know it exists. ***Please pass this along to everyone possible.

10 orkutting rules......good ones, plz follow them ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you hate other people b/c yoUR not on their top 8. who really cares, i mean get over it! SIX Who really gives a crap if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send...

Never love a Testing girl since she always doubts U . Never love a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key . Never love a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house. Never love a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE. Never love a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS. Never Love a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always. Never love a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core. Never love a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families. Never love a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles . Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY.

Finest Movie Ever? Rang De Basanti Bachche Sharaab pee rahe hai, buildingo se kood rahe hai, cigarette phook rahe hai, baap ko goli maar rahe hai, foreigner sabko marvaa kar chali gayi, DJ 5 saal se University mein pada hai, uski maa keh rahi hai kamine kamaa kar kab laayega, aur Director kehta hai "GENERATION AWAKENING". *NOTE: From unknown source

Gaze these differences !!!! Take it easy !!!! If he is late for class, he told, "Time and Tide wait for none". If she is late, then the bus was late. If a girl is dressed as a boy, she is modern, says the world. But if a boy is dressed as a girl, " Has he escaped from the Zoo?" If a boy talks with a girl, "I think he is trying for her" But if a girl talks with a boy, then she is trying to be friendly. When a girl cries, the world is convinced of her But when a boy cries, "Come on man! Don't be a girl". If a girl meets with an accident, then it's the mistake of others. And if a boy meets with an accident, "I think you should learn to drive". If a boy sits in front of a city bus, he is mannerless and cultureless brute. But if a girl sits in the back seat, "Try to respect ladies, man!". If a boy gets a big rank in an entrance exam, "You've to work hard". But if a girl gets a big rank,... Still got 33! Rese...

CASE 1: This is a true story, it has been confirmed, the Medical Centre phone number at the end of this story is real. This guy went out on a Saturday night a few weeks ago to a party. He was having a good time and had a couple of beers and some girl seemed to like him & invited him to go to another party. He quickly agreed & decided to go along with her. She took him to a party in some apartment and they continued to drink & even got involved with some drug (unknown). The next thing he knew, he woke up completely naked in a bathtub filled with ice. He was still feeling the effects of the drugs, but looked around to see he was alone. He looked down at his chest, which had CALL 000 or YOU'LL DIE" written on it with lipstick. He saw a phone was on a stand next to the tub so he Picked it up & dialled. He explained to the EMS operator what the situation was & that he didn't know where he was, what he took, or why he was really calling. She advised him to ge...

A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a new School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing... ------------------------------------------------------- Deer sur, If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, I big you pardon, ass I am not a good englis speaker. This is my fist vijit to Bombai. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the following region, too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment. I tolded , I has head ache problem due to migration. Still the clerk rejected to give ticket to I and my sun. I putted a complain on station masterji. He said I to go to the lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I then pressed for long time and finally with great difficulty she gave a birth to my sun. Anyway I thanked the station master also because he was phully responsible for getting birth of my sun. Ass ...

It's not the fault of the student if he/she fails, Because the year has an 'ONLY 365' days. Typical academic year for a student. 1. Sundays- 52,Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days. 2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days. 3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days. Balance 141 days. 4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days. Balance 126 days. 5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat)-means 30days. Balance 96 days. 6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days . Balance 81 days. 7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days. 8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days. 9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days. 10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day. 11. That 1 day is your birthday. "How can a student pass????"

Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please? Old Man: Certainly not. Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to lose,if you tell me the time? Old Man: Yes, I may lose something if I tell you the time. Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how? Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time. Young Man: Quite possible. Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address. Young Man: Quite possible. Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me. Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again.This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.? Young Man: Possible Old Man: made itThen I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you &; you will admire my daughter. Young Man: Smiles. ;) Old Man: Now onwa...

A professor was in the habit of giving his students a little gift at the end of the school year - a blue ribbon with the words "Who I Am Makes A Difference®" printed in gold letters on the ribbon. As she gave each student their ribbon she explained why he had appreciated teaching them, and why his course had been different because that particular student had been present. One day it occurred to her to see what effect this little custom would have on the community. She gave each student 3 blue ribbons instead of one, and told each of them to give one ribbon to someone they knew who, in their opinion "made a difference." She also told them to give the 2 other ribbons to that same person, with nstructions to hand them out to others who had made a difference. After that the students were to come back and report what happened. One student who had a part-time job gave his ribbon to his boss, a grumpy fellow who nevertheless appreciated the honor. "I admire eve...

Sardarji ka bahut uda liya...check this out...must read Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money of Rs.1 crore. The questions are as follows: 1) How long was the 100 yr war? A) 116 B) 99 C) 100 D) 150 Sardar says "I will skip this" 2) In which country are the Panama hats made? A) BRASIL B) CHILE C) PANAMA D) EQUADOR Sardar asks for help from the University students 3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution? A) JANUARY B) SEPTEMBER C) OCTOBER D) NOVEMBER Sardar asks for help from general public 4) Which of these was King George VI first name? A) EDER B) ALBERT C) GEORGE D) MANOEL Sardar asks for lucky cards 5) The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on which animal: A) CANARY BIRD B) KANGAROO C) PUPPY D) RAT ******************************************** If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at Sardar's replies, then please check the answers below: 1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453 2) The P...

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes................................. 1)Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent.In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth! 2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side...

HOW LONG? A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, " How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours." The guy leaves. A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and a half." The guy leaves. The barber who is intrigued by this time, looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill. Follow that guy and see where he goes." A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house....

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. 1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like. Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ......Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men ar...

Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610" *** Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College. Banta : Really, what is he studying? Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him. *** What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..? Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays. *** Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister." *** Pappu (while filling up a form): Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.? Santa: Very long! *** Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye. *** Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya? *** Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai....

How a girl replies if Himesh propos- O huzoor, bhaad me jaaye tera suroor, surat se hai tu khajoor, bidi ki factory ka majdoor, chal hoja door abey langoor!!!! Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai? Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha. TT: Ticket hai? Sadhu: Nahin TT: Chalo Sadhu: Kahan? TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha…. Jail mein EK LADKI THI DEEWANI SI EK SUBJECT PE WO MARTI THI BOOKS UTHAKAR, CHASHMA LAGAKAR LIBRARY SE GUZARTI THI KUCHH PADNA THA SHAYAD USKO JAANE KISSE DARTI THI JAB BHI MILTI THI MUJHSE MUJHSE POOCHHA KARTI THI ENGG. KAISE HOTI HAI YE ENGG. KAISE HOTI HAI AUR MEIN BAS ITNA KEH PATA THA "KITABEN KHULI HON YA HON BAND PADHAI LAST NIGHT HI HOTI HAI KAISE KAHOON MAIN O YAARA YE ENGG. AISE HI HOTI HAI

1. It is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the building you are visiting. 2. When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a note. Just grab one out at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare. 3. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment it's aired. 4. Creepy music (or satanic chanting) coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated. 5. Any lock can be picked with a credit card or paperclip in seconds. UNLESS it's the door to a burning building with a child inside. 6. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps. 7. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red digital displays so you know exactly when they are going to explode. 8. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to learn to speak German. Simply speaking English w...

Here you had a great chance to know about yourself....... read on... Imagine you walked into a small hut by the river in the jungle. You pushed open the door, in front of you were 7 small beds to the right of the hut, and another 7 small chairs surrounding a small round table. In the middle of the table was a round food tray with 5 kinds of fruit in it. There are: a. Apple b. Banana c. Strawberry d. Peach e. Orange Which fruit will u choose? Your choice reveals about u! SIMPLE ANSWER: Here is the result.. a. if you chosen apple: that means you are a person who loves to eat apple. b. if you chosen banana: that means you are a person who loves to eat banana. c. if you chosen strawberry: that means you are a person who loves to eat trawberry. d. if you chosen peach: that means you are a person who loves to eat peach. e. if you chosen orange: that means you are a person who loves to eat orange.

Question : You are in a boat in the middle of a river.You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat....how will you do it? Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water.So the boat will become LIGHTER. using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette. Want? another deadly answer. Scroll down a little..... Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette. If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP) "TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee." us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee". If that was not enough, one more deadly answer... Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega" Searching for me..I am also searching for the person who sent it to me!!

This is a love letter from a boy to a girl.... However, the girl's father does not like him and want them to stop their relationship. ..... and so.. The boy wrote this letter to the girl.. he knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter.. 1 "The great love that I have for you 2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you 3 grows every day. When I see you, 4 I do not even like your face; 5 the one thing that I want to do is to 6 look at other girls. I never wanted to 7 marry you. Our last conversation 8 was very boring and has not 9 made me look forward to seeing you again. 10 You think only of yourself. 11 If we were married, I know that I would find 12 life very difficult, and I would have no 13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart 14 to give, but it is not something that 15 I want to give to you. No one is more 16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not 17 able to care for me and help me. 18 I sincerely want you to understand that 19 I speak the ...

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT 2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output 3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses 4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions 5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems 6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping 7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds 8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines 9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly 10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors 11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings 12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible 13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort 14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers 15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go 16. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd. 17. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India 18. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.

A winter evening. Four friends. One barsaat. Four glasses of chai. (OR) Hundred bucks of gas. A rusty old bike. And an open road. (OR) Maggi noodles. A hostel room. 4.25 a.m. (OR) 3 old friends. 3 separate cities. 3 coffee mugs. 1 internet messenger. (OR) Rain on a hot tin roof. Pakoras deep-frying. Neighbours dropping in. A party. (OR) You and mom. A summer night. A bottle of coconut oil. A head massage. Gossiping about absent family members. You can spend Hundreds on birthdays, Thousands on festivals, Lakhs on weddings, but to celebrate all you have to do is spend your Time

To realize the value of a sister...Ask someone who doesn't have one. To realize the value of ten years...Ask a newly divorced couple. To realize the value of four years...Ask a graduate. To realize the value of one year...Ask a student who has failed a final exam. To realize the value of nine months...Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born. To realize the value of one month...Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby. To realize the value of one week...Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize the value of one hour...Ask the lovers who are waiting to meet. To realize the value of one minute...Ask a person who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize the value of one-second...Ask a person who has survived an accident... To realize the value of one millisecond...Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics. Time waits for no one..... Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special. To r...

Ek ladki thi deewani si, Mobile leke ghumti thi. Nazrein jhuka ke, Sharma ke, Mobile main kuch Kehne ki koshis karti thi. Kuch kehna tha shayad usko, Jaane kisse darti thi. Jab bhi milti thi mujhse, Bas yahi poocha karti thi, Yeh "START" kaise hota hai?

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbours to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbours continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off! MORAL : Life is going to sho...

CD-ROM GIRLS She is always faster and faster. EMAIL GIRLS Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense. HARD DISK GIRLS She remembers everything, FOREVER INTERNET GIRLS Difficult to access MULTIMEDIA GIRLS She make horrible thing look beautiful SCREENSAVER GIRLS She is good for nothing but at least she is fun RAM GIRLS She forget about you, the moment turn her off WINDOW GIRLS Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her. VIRUS GIRLS Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall. Here you will lose something, if don't try you uninstall her you will lose everything... SERVER GIRLS Always busy when you need her. ***NOTE (From unknown source) Apologies First. Dont take it to heart. Girls, can you classify guys? Then please mail me it will be on my blog the next moment.

1) What is the difference between women and puppies? A: Puppies grow up. 2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces? Answer: Because they are... 3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles? Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever. 4) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane,which one would hit the ground first? Answer: Who cares?????..... 5) What did God say after he created woman? (This ones THE BEST) Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created man 6) What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ? Answer:I don't know, I've never seen either. 7) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business? Answers: i) no mind ii) no business 8) What makes women chase men when they have no intention of marrying? Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles when they have no intention of driving..!! ***NOTE: (The above text is from UNKNOWN SOURCE) Ladies please dont take it serio...

Let's say it's 6.15p m and you're going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You're really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in yourchest that starts to adiate out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don't know if you'll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself. HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help,the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However,these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very igorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep i...

1) Husband: Today is Sunday & I wanna enjoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets Wife: Why 3? Husband: For you and your parents! --------------------------------------- 2) Santa enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why? Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.

Masoom mohabbat ka bus itna fasana hai, kaagaz ki haveli hai,barish ka zamana hai, kya shart-e-mohabbat hai,kya shart-e-zamana hai, aawaz bhi jakhmi hai, or geet bhi gaana hai, us paar utarne ki ummeed bahut kam hai, kashti bhi purani hai, tufaan ko bhi aana hai, samjhe ya na samjhe wo andaz mohabbat ke, ek shaks ko aankho se ek sher sunana hai, bholi si ada koi phir ishq ki zidd par hai, phir aag ka dariya hai, or doob ke jana hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------------------------------- Mana ki aaj hum akele reh gaye, Judai ke aasu aankho se beh gaye, Rote rahe kon chup karayega hume, Jo chup karate the vo hi rone ko keh gaye..

Dil tod kar mera apne dil ka haal sunate hai, Unhe to aahat hi nahi hoti hamare aasuon ki Or wo apna dil halka kar jate hai Par ek sukoon milta hai dil ko Kahi na kahi hum unke kaam to aate hai Pal hi aisa tha, ki hum inkar na kar paye Zamane ke darr se pyaar na kar paye Na thi jinke bina zindagi munasib Chhor diya sath unhone , Or hum ek sawal bhi na kar paye Bheegh jaati hai palkein meri kabhi kabhi tanhai me Darte hai ye koi aur jaan na le Aur bhi darte hai ki aise me achanak Meri aankho se koi tumhe pehchan na le Aakhon mein rahe dil mein utar kar nahi dekha Kashti ke musaafir ne samandar nahi dekha Kehte hai patthar mujhe mere chahne wale Par afsos kabhi mujhe chhoo kar nahi dekha.... Utre jo zindagi teri gehraiyo mein hum Mehfil mein rahkar bhi rahe tanhaiyo mein hum Deewangi nahi toh aur kya kahe Insaan dhoondhte rahe parchayion mein hum Har naam sareaam pukara nahi jaata Har naam yun hi kagaz pe utara nahi jaata Hoti hai is khel mein kuch raaz ki baatein Aise hi is khel mein ha...

Dearest Ms Juliet, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 27th of July at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy,...

Passion and irony are inseparable. From the first spark of love, begins the loosening of moorings and a passionate odyssey that doesn’t end without a denouement — which isn’t often as wished by the love-locked. A simple tale of love. I WAS IN a relationship with a person, but I didn’t meet him for almost six months. It might sound like a film story, but it’s true. Well, he is Rishi. We just used to talk on the phone. He got my number through a common friend. Initially, he used to talk with me as an unknown person; I didn’t know his name. He revealed it to me later. I met him when we had just begun talking. Few days passed and our friendship grew stronger. He became my best buddy. Then came the day when he proposed to me. I still remember it. It was Diwali night. He had called at midnight to say, “I love you. Do you love me Tillotama?” It was the most unforgettable moment of my life. I said to him, “yes.” The next day he had to leave for Pune to take his MBA exams. We couldn’t meet, bu...

Love is a beautiful feeling, even when it involves the fear of losing the person you love. As Tennyson wrote in In Memorium: “It is better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.” EVER SINCE I can remember I had wanted to fall in love. And, not only fall in love, but fall in love with the right person. I wanted someone who would accept my faults and love me for who I am. I hopped from one relationship to another, each time being bitterly disappointed when my knight in shining amour turned out to be the opposite of what I expected and wanted. Finally, I decided that the elusive emotion of love wasn’t meant for me and I reconciled myself to the fact that I might never find my Mr Right. I should have known that God’s sense of humour is wicked, at the very least! My first interaction with the person I fell in love with was explosive. We were working in the same company and I was his junior. One of my duties entailed transferring calls to him. Once he was on the phone and ...

A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat, 'I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.' It worked! The headaches are all gone." The husband replies, "Well, that's wonderful." His wife then says, "You know, you haven't exactly been a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife, and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." He goes into the ...

::CONFIDENCE:: Once all village people decided to pray for rain. On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy came with an Umbrella.... ..that's confidence.. ......... ::TRUST:: Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby when you throw him in the air, he laughs.....because he knows you will catch him........ ::HOPE: : Every night we go to bed, we have no assurance to get up alive in the next morning but still you have plans for the coming day. KEEP CONFIDENCE; TRUST OTHERS AND NEVER LOSE HOPE

Its was tested by FBI.. on many criminals.. all answered the same.. Here is the story....and check.... Once there was funeral of an old lady who has 2 daughters…….. is going on.......in that situation elder daughter happen to see a smart handsome guy…..on whom.... she could not able to turn off her eyes....!!!!!!!!! then after the funeral.. she was not able to meet him…. And she no nothing about him as she saw him for the first time…… she realized that she is madly in love with him..... and she decided.. to meet him at any cost......... so she.....made some inquires about the man and finally decided to kill her sister....!!!!!!!!! can u guess.. y she killed her…... sister????................ Intelligent Answer: ------------------- So that the man can attend her sister’s funeral !!!!!!!!!

What will happen if the Government of India decides to become a commercial film financier, say of 'Mahabharat'? Read on.... Government of India Ministry of Human Resources Development Department of Culture Films Division No. B1452/234/2003 Dt. 15.5.03To: Shri. B.R.Chopra, Film Director, Mumbai Ref: Your letter dt. 2.12.90 regarding financing of films by Govt ofIndia -story submitted by you - namely, 'Mahabharat' The undersigned is directed to refer the above letter and state that the Government has examined your proposal for financing a filmCalled ''Mahabharat'. The Very High Level Committee constituted for this purpose has been in consultation with the Human Rights Commission,National Commission for Women and Labour Commission, in addition to various Ministries and State Governments, and have formed definitive opinionsAbout the script. Their observations are as below: 1.In the script submitted by you it was shown that there were two setsof cousins, namely,...

After the grand failure of epic film 'Gandhi' at the box office, Richard Attenborough appointed a committee of renowned and successful Bollywood. It was decided that name of the film 'Gandhi' was not colourful. Following names were suggested: Lathi Bani JWAALA, Charkha Gaye Geet Sunaye, Adventures of Kasturba & Mohan in South Africa, Khaadi Rang Layegi, GANDHI ki AANDHI, Deshpremi, Khaana Chhod Dunga, UJDA Chaman, Saabarmati ka Dulaara, Aatma aur Mahaatma, Mahatma No. I, Charkhe ki Awaaz, Goray ki **** Pe Laathi Mar, Laathi se Ajaadi Tak, Gandhi No. I, Mission Gandhi, Mei Mohan tu Kastur, Mere Mohan Pyare, Fatichaar, Kadkaram Mohanlal, Mei Khiladi, Aur Mohan Anaadi, 1947- A love story, Meri Kasturba, mera Pyar, Pattgayi Kastur It was also realized that the dialogues did not have that Bollywood fizz'. Following dialogues were suggested: 1.(Situation : First scene of the movie where Godse fires bullets into Gandhi's chest) Nathuram : Isi din ka mujhe bachpan s...