Collection of My Favourite Forwarded Mails

This info. is sure to help PC users very much. During a recent visit to an optician, one of my friends was of an exercise for the eyes by a specialist doctor that he termed as 20-20-20 ." It is apt for all of us, who spend long hours at our desks, looking at the computer screen I Thought I'd share it with you. 20-20-20 Step I :- After every 20 minutes of looking into the computer screen, turn your head and try to look at any object placed at least 20 feet away. This changes the focal length of your eyes, a must-do for the tired eyes. Step II :- Try and blink your eyes for 20 times in succession, to them. Step III :- Time permitting of course, one should walk 20 paces after 20 minutes of sitting in one particular posture. Helps blood circulation the entire body. Circulate among your friends if you care for them and their eyes. They say that your eyes r mirror of your soul, so do take care of them, they are priceless.....

Will Durant [American historian] - "India was the motherland of our race, and Sanskrit the mother of Europe's languages: she was the mother of our philosophy; mother, through the Arabs, of much of our mathematics; mother, through the Buddha, of the ideals embodied in Christianity; mother, through the village community, of self-government and democracy. Mother India is in many ways the mother of us all". Mark Twain [American author] - "India is, the cradle of the human race, the birthplace of human speech, the mother of history, the grandmother of legend, and the great grand mother of tradition. our most valuable and most instructive materials in the history of man are treasured up in India only." Albert Einstein [American scientist] - "We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made." Max Mueller [German scholar] - If I were asked under what sky the human mind has most fu...

Population: 100 crore 9 crore retired 30 crore in state Govt 17 crore in central Govt (Both Categories does n't work) 1 crore IT professional (do esn't work for India) 25 crore in school 1 crore r under 5 years 15 crore unemployed 1.2 crore u can find anytime in hospitals Statistics says u find 79,99,998 people anytime in The Balance two are U & Me. U are busy " checking Mails /sending fwds.. "..!! HOW CAN I HANDLE INDIA alone?

Good Morning Hyderabad, Things to remember in Andhra Pradesh specially in Hyderabad, 1) Should never walk under a flyover when it israining - it might fall on you 2) Should never go to restaurants/bars/eateriesspecifically chat bhandars - there might be a bombplanted 3) Should never visit amusement parks - there might bea bomb planted 4) Should never visit theatres - there might be a bombplanted 5) Should never go to temples like saibaba and ganeshpandals - there might be a bomb planted 6) Should never go to Bus or railway stations ortravel in them - there might be a bomb planted or youmight be drugged or burnt alive by thieves or robbersor naxals 7) Should never cross a culvert in a car especiallywhen there is leader in front or back of you -Landmine might be there 8) Should never take photographs in a Naxal affectedarea especially with your flash on - You might triggera bomb 9) Should never travel on a bike on left - you mightbe knocked down by a bus or lorry from behind (notnecessar...

Salary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of Parliament (MP) Monthly Salary : 12,000 Expense for Constitution per month : 10,000 Office expenditure per month : 14,000 Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km) : 48,000 ( eg.For a visit from kerala to Delhi & return: 6000 km) Daily DA TA during parliament meets : 500/day Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train:Free (For any number of times) (All over India ) Charge for Business Class in flights : Free for 40 trips / year (With wife or P.A.) Rent for MP hostel at Delhi : Free Electricitycosts at home : Free up to 50,000 units Local phone call charge : Free up to 1 ,70,000 calls. TOTAL expense for a MP [having no qualification] per year : 32,00,000 [ i.e . 2.66 lakh/month] TOTAL expense for 5 years : 1,60,00,000 Want to be an MP???????????????????? Now let us have some calculations! For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years : 8,54,40,00,000 (nearly 855 crores) AND THE PRIME MINISTER IS ASKING THE HIGHLY QUALIFIED, OUT PERFORMING CEOs TO CUT D...

For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid , it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal. A serious note about heart attacks - You should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting . Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line. You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know the bet...

For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid , it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal. A serious note about heart attacks - You should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting . Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line. You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know the bet...

Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge. The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter, "Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river." The little girl said, "No, Dad. You hold my hand." "What's the difference?" Asked the puzzled father. "There's a big difference," replied the little girl. "If I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that I may let your hand go. But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go." In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond. So hold the hand of the person who loves you rather than expecting them to hold yours...

I was born, a woman was there to hold me... my mother I grew as a child... a woman was there to care for me... to play with me... my sister I went to school... a woman was there to help me learn... my teacher I became depress, whenever I losta woman was there to offer a shoulder... my wife I became tough... a woman was there to melt me... my daughter I am dyinga woman is there to absorb me in... my motherland

"People never know how special someone is until they leave, but maybe sometimes its important to leave, so they are given that chance to see how special that someone really is!"

Sanjay, a rich guy, loved fast cars and he did have a few in hispossession. He loved to speed and could not be bothered about breaking speed limits. Many a times he was caught by the cops and speed radars, fined, but still he never bothered until. One day as he was driving at a very high speed as usual, he saw a cop following him. The cop overtook him finally and asked him to stop and checked his license. He then took out his pad and started Writing, and then handed over the sheet of paper to Sanjay. How much was this one going to cost?!!! Wait a minute. What was this???? Some kind of joke? Certainly not a ticket. Sanjay began to read: "Dear Sanjay, Once upon a time I had a lovely daughter. She was six when killed by a car. You guessed it - a speeding driver's car. A fine and three months in jail, and the man was free. Free to hug his three daughters. I only had one, and I'm going to have to wait until Heaven, before I can ever hug her again. A thousand times I've trie...

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgarh to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered। They reach Ramgad and start shouting: "अबे O Thakur! कहां है वो लूट मार software? Last date to कबका निकल्गाया ". Thakur [with anger]: "चिल्लाओ मत ! जाकर Gabbar से कह दो कि Thakur_Software वालों ने पागल कुत्तों के लिए software बनाना बंद कर दिया है" Kaalia: "बहूत गरमी दिखा रहे हो Thakur? कोई नए programmers hire किये हैं क्या ?" Thakur: "नज़र उत्था के देख , Kaalia, तेरे सर पर powerbuilder चल रह है ।"Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop. Kaalia Starts laughing and says:"Ha ha... thakur ने Freshers को लिया है , ये लोग programming करेंगे ? इनको तो DOS commands भी नहीं आते ।" Veeru shouts: "चुप -चाप चला जा कुत्ते . हम लोग consultants हैं , कुछ भी कर सकते हैं ." Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, th...

Software Engineers are advised not to spend too much time sitting before computers because the following things may happen in their future. 1. When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits. 2. When counting objects, you count 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D.. 3. At the superstore, you check to see if a kilogram is 1024 grams, a litre is 1024 mls. 4. When you dream, you are going to dream in 256 palettes of 256 colors. 5. When your wife says "If you don't turn off that damn machine and come to sleep, then I am going to divorce you!", you are going to scream at her for omitting the "else" clause. 6. You try to sleep , and think : sleep(8 * 60 * 60); _/* sleep for 8 hours */ 7. When you are reading a book, you would look for the scroll bar to get to the next page. 8. If you want to call somebody you pick up the phone and start dialling an IP number... 9. You are going to look for an icon to double-click, to open your bedroom window. 10. When you go...

Have a look at this Salary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of Parliament (MP) Monthly Salary : 12,000 Expense for Constitution per month : 10,000 Office expenditure per month : 14,000 Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km) : 48,000 ( eg.For a visit from kerala to Delhi & return: 6000 km) Daily DA TA during parliament meets : 500/day Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train: Free (For any number of times) (All over India ) Charge for Business Class in flights : Free for 40 trips / year (With wife or P.A.) Rent for MP hostel at Delhi : Free Electricity costs at home : Free up to 50,000 units Local phone call charge : Free up to 1 ,70,000 calls. TOTAL expense for a MP [having no qualification] per year : 32,00,000 [i.e. 2.66 lakh/month] TOTAL expense for 5 years : 1,60,00,000 For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years : 8,54,40,00,000 (nearly 855 crores) AND THE PRIME MINISTER IS ASKING THE HIGHLY QUALIFIED, OUT PERFORMING CEOs TO CUT DOWN THEIR SALARIES..... This is how all our tax money is bee...

Chahat ki mehfil mein dil laga kar hum bhi dekhege, Teri rooh ko apna banakar hum bhi dekhege, Tum se jo kaha hai khawabo mein hum ne, Use haqeekat mein bayan kar hum bhi dekhege, Jis phasane ko aankhon se khete rahe hai hum, Unhi lafso ko hotho peh lakar hum bhi dekhege, Suna hai woh insaan hi kya jisne pyar na kiya ho, Chupke se hi sahi dil na diya ho, Pyar woh jazba hai jo pathar ko pigla de, To hum bhi is pathar se dil laagkar dekhege, Zaroori nahi ki tum badle mein hame pyar karo, Khudi-Khud ko tum par mitakar hum bhi dekhege. Zindagi yun mujhse naraz ho gayi nahin jante hum, hum se kya baat ho gayi Din ka socha tha aur raat ho gayi bethe bethe hi umar yeh tamam ho gayi jante hue bhi anjaan ho gaya Zindagi u mujhse naraz ho gayee......... Baton baton main yaaddash kho gayi Nahin yaad ke kya baat ho gayi inteha pe they hum, zindagi zawal ho gayi chakoree ban gaye hum, woh chand ke perchai ho gayi.., ruswaiyon ke samandar main gum ho gayi Zindagi you mujhse naraz ho gayi.. Har baat ...

Cheat and love but dont love and cheat. Think and love but dont love and think.. Break the heart and love but don't love and break the heart. Dont ever leave the one u love for the one u like, because the one u like will leave u for the one they love. Tonight your true love will realize how much she love you.

How a BOYS withdraws cash from ATM 1. Park the car 2. Go to ATM Machine 3. Insert card 4. Enter PIN 5. Take money out 6. Take ATM Card out 7. Drive away How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM 1. Park the car 2. Check makeup 3. Turn off engine 4. Check makeup 5. Go to ATM 6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse 7. Insert card 8. Hit Cancel 9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it 10. Insert card 11. Enter PIN 12. Take cash 13. Go to car 14. Check makeup 15. Start car 16. Stop car 17. Run back to ATM 18. Take ATM card 19. Back to car 20. Check makeup 21. Start car 22. Check makeup 23. Drive for 1/2 mile 24. Release handbrake 25. Drive on.

# If you're mad with someone and nobody's there to fix the situation... You fix it. Maybe today, that person still wants to be your friend. And if u doesn't, tomorrow can be too late. # If you're in love with somebody, but that person doesn't know... tell her/him. Maybe today, that person is also in love with you. And if you don't say it, tomorrow can be too late. # If you still love a person that you think has forgotten you... tell her/him. Maybe that person has always loved you. And if you don't tell her/him today, tomorrow can be too late. # If you need a hug of a friend... ask her/him for it. Maybe they need it more than you do. And if you don't ask for it today, tomorrow can be too late. # If you really have friends who you appreciate... tell them. Maybe they appreciate you as well. That if you don't and they leave or go far away today, tomorrow can be too late. # If you love your parents, and never had the chance to show them... do it. Maybe y...

Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho, mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho, Na milte ho na sms karte ho ,kya tum mujse bi jayada garib ho..... *** Girl: "If u will try 2 kiss me, mai shor macha dungi." Boy: "Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai." Girl: "I know but formality to karni hi padegi.." *** DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao, KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao, AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY, chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao. *** Log kehte hai kr khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai.... "simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain". *** Catch her by her waist... Bring her home.. Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & have a ... ...nice drink...PEPSI Luv u oye Bubbly!! *** 1st Child: "Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain." 2nd Child: "Why?" 1st Child: "Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chhodna mat." *** An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to...

This is a conversation between a Girl and a Boy on their 7th year anniversary Girl calls up Boy: "Hey! Happy Anniversary again Boy: "Hi! Happy Anniservary!... Hey remember you wanted to tell me something after school? Sorry i left so early i had to go to work. So, what did you want to tell me?" Girl: "I wanted to say - I love you" Boy: "Yeah! I know everyone does!" Girl: "Really?" Boy: "Yeah!... everyone of my friends that are Girls tell me that everyday Girl: "Oh!... but am i only your friend?" Boy: "no... youre my Girl friend... why?" Girl: "So when i say I love you, i really do mean it" Boy: "Yeah! i know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love me anymore cuz i know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more each and everyday." Girl: ...... Boy: "So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary?" Girl: "Yeah!... where?...

GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT 1-11 (NO CHEATING) SEE YOUR RESULTS BELOW: WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT LINE.. 1. WHAT SHADE ! OF HAIR DO YOU HAVE? a) Dark b) Light 2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT TO: a) Go to a party? b) Go out to eat? 3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR OUT OF: a) Baby-Pink b) Yellow c) Baby-Blue d) Turquoise 4. PICK YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBY OUT OF: a) Surfing b) Skate-Boarding c) Skiing 5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUT OF THE FOLLOWING, WHICH WOULD IT BE? a) Louie Vuitton (shoes) b) Coach (Sport) c) Againt all odds (Clothes) 6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE OUT OF THE FOLLOWING? a) Hawaii b) London c) Florida 7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU RATHER GO TO: a) The Beach? b) Somewhere Cooler? 8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH? a) January b) February c) March d) April e) May f) June g) July h) August i) September j) October k) November l) December 9. WOULD YOU RATHER: a) Chill at home b) Go out with friends 10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE INSTRUMENT OUT OF: a) Guitar b)...

## Curb Global Warming in OFFICE - Do just 10 things ## Most of us spend a third of our day at the office -- and that's not counting the commute. Apply these energy-saving tips in the workplace to reduce stress on yourselves and on the planet. 1. Turn off the lights. Remember to hit the switch on your way out for that well- deserved lunch break. The energy savings from 10 million employees turning off unneeded lights for 30 minutes a day is enough to illuminate 50 million square feet of office space. 2. Get off mailing lists. The last thing you need is another office supply catalog or credit card offer on your desk. Before tossing out junk mail, call the company's toll- free service number and ask that your name be removed from the mailing list. Have online retailers e-mail you instead. Almost half of all catalogs are never opened, yet nearly 62 million trees are destroyed and 28 billion gallons of water are used to produce them every year. 3. Put your monitor to sleep. Whet...

# FAMILY (F)ather (A)nd (M)other (I) (L)ove (Y)ou # WIFE (W)ashing (I)roning (F)ood (E)ntertainment - all free # HUSBAND (H)ousing (U)nderstanding (S)haring (B)uying (A)nd (N)ever (D)emand ing # HELLO H)ow are you? (E)verything all right? (L)ike to hear from you (L)ove to see you soon! (O)bviously, I miss you ..

The Doll and the Rose I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is...

What do you do when someone behaves very rudely towards you? * Get upset * React rudely back * Get frustrated * Run away and avoid the person or situation * Blame the person * Preach to the person None of these will in any way strengthen you. Then what are the options? See rude behaviour in this light: * It indicates the intensity of their commitment * It indicates their stress and insensitivity * It projects the upbringing of the person * It shows a behavioural pattern * It shows lack of knowledge * It shows lack of observation of the mind and its sensations * It shows you behaviour to avoid * It is an opportunity for you to welcome and absorb the rudeness * It strengthens your mind * It reveals the love that you are as unconditional The next time when someone is rude to you, just give back a broad smile. If you can digest their rudeness, nothing whatsoever can shake you.

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply: Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks Bill Gates. Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai." Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga. Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee. No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai shall be entert...

One morning at a doctor?s surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?" The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That?s how I strained my back" The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?" He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed...

Once there was loving couple traveling in a bus in a mountainous area. They decided to get down at some place. After the couple got down at some place the bus moved on. As the bus moved on, a huge rock fell on the bus from the mountain and crushed the bus to crumbs. Everybody on board was killed. The couple upon seeing that, said, "We wish we were on that bus" Why do u think they said that? Think..... Positive.... If they had remained on the bus instead of deciding to get down, the resulting time delay could have been avoided and the rock would have fallen after the bus had passed...!!! ***** Think positive in life always and look for opportunities when u can help others...... Many times in life, the opposite of Success is not Failure, its Quitting.

I dreamt that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around. We walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels. My angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said, " This is the Receiving Section. Here, all petitions to God said in prayer are received." I looked around in this area, and it was terribly busy with so many angels sorting out petitions written on voluminous paper sheets and scraps from people all over the world. Then we moved on down a long corridor until we reached the second section. The angel then said to me, "This is the Packaging and Delivery Section.Here , the graces and blessings the people asked for are processed and delivered to the living persons who asked for them." I noticed again how busy it was there. There were many angels working hard at that station, since so many blessings had been requested and were being packaged for delivery to Earth. Finally at the farthest end of the long corridor we stopped at t...

"DON'T LET SOMEONE BECOME A PRIORITY IN YOUR LIFE... WHEN YOU ARE JUST AN OPTION FOR THEM....." "NEVER CRY FOR ANY RELATION IN LIFE BECAUSE FOR THE ONE WHOM YOU CRY DOES NOT DESERVE YOUR TEARS AND THE ONE WHO DESERVES WILL NEVER LET YOU CRY......... ........ " " TREAT EVERYONE WITH POLITENESS EVEN THOSE WHO ARE RUDE TO YOU, NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT NICE BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE NICE........ ......... ...... " "NEVER SEARCH YOUR HAPPINESS IN OTHERS WHICH WILL MAKE YOU FEEL ALONE, RATHER SEARCH IT IN YOURSELF YOU WILL FEEL HAPPY EVEN IF YOU ARE LEFT ALONE....... ......... ...... " "HAPPINESS ALWAYS LOOKS SMALL WHEN WE HOLD IT IN OUR HANDS. BUT WHEN WE LEARN TO SHARE IT, WE REALIZE HOW BIG AND PRECIOUS IT IS!

Useful Tip... Must be followed by every mobile User ...... When you try to call someone through mobile phone, don't put your mobile close to your ear until the recipient answers. Because directly after dialing, the mobile phone would use it's maximum signaling power, which is: 2watts = 33dbi Please Be Careful Message as received (Save your brain) Please use left ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the right one it will affect brain directly. This is a true fact from Apollo medical team. Please forward to all your well wishers

Dear Mr. Bill Gates, This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is. 2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down' button. 3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this. 4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run' has ran up to Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to ...

***********Very serious matter ********** Reason: Just in case you were still wondering as to why India lost the final of the 2003 world cup after playing so well in the league games, probably here lies the answer..... The teams that qualified for the super six stage... India , Sri Lanka , Australia , New Zealand , Kenya ,Zimabawe . Note there are two teams each from the continents of Asia ,Australasia & Africa resp . The teams that have the last alphabet "a" in their names qualified for the semifinals viz. Indi'a' , Australi'a' , Keny'a' & Sri Lank'a'. The teams that have alphabets "ia" at the last of their name qualified for the Final i.e Ind "ia" & Austral"ia ". Now, Kisne World Cup ''lia'' - Austra"lia" Kisne World Cup "dia" - In"dia"

If kisses were water, I will give u a sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree. If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy. If friendship is life I will give u mine.

Our real world dictionary defines a pessimist as an optimist with experience. Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. Romance should never begin with sentiment. It should begin with science and end with a settlement. The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders. Some people are so determined to find blissful happiness that they overlook a lifetime of contentment. The only good thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others. All perfect marriages are made up of couples who accept the fact that they have an imperfect marriage. Marriages are made in heaven. But, remember, so are thunder and lightning. Courtship: Is like looking at the beautiful photos in a seed catalog. Marriage: Is what actually comes up in your garden. Money resembles fat... there is plenty of it, but always in the wrong places. The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the...

The result... Markets silent... Streets empty... The police at rest... All mobile companies in loss... No SMS... No Flowers... No Valentine... No Candles... No Perfumes... *All the men directed to Heaven *

I once had a friend who grew to be very close. Once when we were sitting at the edge of a swimming pool, she filled the palm of her hand with some water and held it before me, and said this: "You see this water carefully contained on my hand? It symbolizes Love. " This was how I saw it: As long as you keep your hand caringly open and allow it to remain there, it will always be there. However, if you attempt to close your fingers round it and try to posses it, it will spill through the first cracks it finds. This is the greatest mistake that people do when they meet love ... They try to posses it, they demand, they expect ... And just like the water spilling out of your hand, love will retrieve from you. For love is meant to be free, You can not change its nature. If there are people you love, allow them to be free beings. Give and don't expect. Advise, but don't order. Ask, but never demand. It might sound simple, but it is a lesson that may take a lifetime to truly p...

An English professor wrote the words: " A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.. All of the males in the class wrote : "A woman, without her man, is nothing." All the females in the class wrote : "A woman: without her, man is nothing." Punctuation is powerful!!

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’ Gal: Great! I want 10 of them

A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day & said 'Lord, I would like to know what Heaven & Hell are like.' The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors & the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious & made the holy man's mouth water. The people sitting around the table were thin & sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms & each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew & take a spoonful. But because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths. The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery & suffering. The Lord said, 'You have seen Hell.' They went to the next room & opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one. There was the large round tab...

We all carry our mobile phones with hundreds of names/ numbers stored in its memory but yet nobody, other than ourselves, know which of these numbers belong to our near and dear ones? In case we are involved in an accident or had a heart attack and the people attending us get hold of our mobile phone but don't know which number to call to inform our family members. Yes, there are many numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? For this reason, we must have one or more telephone numbers stored under the name ICE (In case of Emergency) in our mobile phones. Recently, the concept of "ICE" is catching up quickly. It is simple, an important method of contact during emergency situations. As cell phones are carried by majority of the population, just store the number of a contact person or person who should be contacted during emergency as ICE" (meaning In Case of Emergency). The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when they w...

Really an interesting one.... This one for all who r planning for arranged marriage This one is too lengthy. Read when u r free. The ending is really heart-touching........... A walk to remember The woods were lovely dark and deep. Walking slowly beside her, in the damp mud road, was her husband whom she barely knew. He was very relaxed, happily watching a group of kids playing at a distance. Her "mehandi" was still dark and smelling fresh, reminding of the excitements and tension 2 days back. "It cant work this way mom...please stop this", she kept telling her mother till the last moment, who wouldn't listen but carry on with beautifying her. She had been crying all night and her make-up had to be patched up twice or thrice to hide her awkwardly swollen face. It was too late now. She had to get married "NOW" to the guy...The guy whom she had seen once and talked thrice. The guy about whom she knew nothing at all but for his name and work. Every...

naino me base hai zara sambhal ke rakhna, kisi kaam se hi sahi par yaad karna, muje to aadat hai apko yaad karne ki, agar hichkiya aaye to maaf karna................

A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day & said 'Lord, I would like to know what Heaven & Hell are like.' The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors & the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious & made the holy man's mouth water. The people sitting around the table were thin & sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms & each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew & take a spoonful. But because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths. The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery & suffering. The Lord said, 'You have seen Hell.' They went to the next room & opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one. There was the large round tab...

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you lo! ve to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" FOURTEEN. Remember that great lo...

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. . Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Don't U know, I sell tickets in black over here.. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet... Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. .why don't you try again. 3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask... Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people. Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you? 4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good?? Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. 5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years... Stupid Question:-Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big. Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself. 6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask... Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good? ...

1. Mother-in law: In India - A woman capable of making your life miserable. Outside India - A woman you never fight with, because where else you will find such a dedicated baby sitter for free? --------------------------- 2. Husband: In India - A boring human species, who listens more to his mother than you, and orders you around to serve him, his parents and siblings. Outside India - Still boring, but now a useful human species that comes in handy when the house needs to be vacuumed. --------------------------- 3. Friend: In India - A person whose house you can drop into any time of the day or night and you'll always be welcome. Outside India - A person whom you have to call first to check and make sure he is not busy. --------------------------- 4. Wife: In India - A woman who gives you your underwear and towel when you go to take a shower. Outside India - A woman who yells at you not to leave tub dirty when you go to take bath. --------------------------- 5. Son: In India - A te...

one day an insect falls into a mug of beer... n the Reactions were...... Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out American: Takes the insect out and drinks the beer Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the beer away Japanese: Drinks the beer with insect as it is coming free Indian: Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer. ......INTELLIGENT INDIANS Pakistani: -Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer -Relates the issue to Kashmir -Asks the Chinese for Military aid -Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will mak...

Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!" A boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question." "Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. "What comes first, Day or Night?" The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "Its the DAY sir!" "How" the interviewer asked, "Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!" He was selected for IIM! "Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is the mastery of simplicity.. ..."

Irish Luck - Remember to send it back!, I want this back. His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog. There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death. The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse surroundings. An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved. "I want to repay you," said the nobleman. "You saved my son's life." "No, I can't accept payment for what I did," the Scottish farmer replied waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the door of the family hovel. "Is that your son?" the nobleman asked. "Yes,...

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, 'How was the honeymoon?' 'Oh, mama,' she replied, 'the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic...' Suddenly she burst out crying. 'But, mama, as soon as we returned he started using the most horrible language... things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home.... Please mama!' Her mother said, 'Calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?' Still sobbing, the bride said, 'Oh, mama...words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK...!'

After Reading THIS, you'll NEVER look at a banana in the same way again! Bananas Containing three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet. Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier. PMS: Forget the pills -- eat a banana...

@ Blue- I'm free @ Green- I'm waiting @ Orange- going to propose @ Pink- accepted just now!!! @ Black- proposal rejected @ White- already booked @ Yellow- broke up!!! @ Gray- not interested... @ Red- leave me

One morning at a doctor?s surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?" The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That?s how I strained my back" The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?" He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed...

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply: Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks Bill Gates. Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai." Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga. Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee. No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai shall be entert...

CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terey ko dhund rehla hai. CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen. *** We can use our words to be cute. We can use our words to appear impressive. We can use our words to win arguments. We can use our words to defend ourselves. We can use our words to lie and distort. We can use our words to do many things, but God wants us to use our words to bless. So when we speak, if our words do not bless and benefit those to whom we direct them, then we are to simply not say anything. Grandma was right. "If you can't say something nice, then don't say anything at all."

One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry. He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door. Instead of a meal he asked for a drink of water. She thought he looked hungry so brought him a large glass of milk. He drank it so slowly, and then asked, "How much do I owe you?" "You don't owe me anything," she replied. "Mother has taught us never to accept pay for a kindness." He said ... "Then I thank you from the bottom of my heart." As Howard Kelly left that house, he not only felt stronger physically, but his faith in God and man was strong also. He had been ready to give up and quit.. Many year's later that same young woman became critically ill. The local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where they called in specialists to study her ra...