Staffing Process

Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.

Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.

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If they are counting the bricks.
Put them in the accounts department.

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If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing.

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If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.

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If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning.

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If they are throwing the bricks at each other.
Put them in operations.

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If they are sleeping.
Put them in security.

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If they have broken the bricks into pieces.
Put them in information technology.

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If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources.

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If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved. Put them in sales.

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If they have already left for the day.
Put them in marketing.

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If they are staring out of the window.
Put them on strategic planning.

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And then last but not least.

If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved.
Congratulate them and put them in top management.


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