All about BEER & INSECT

one day an insect falls into a mug of beer...
n the Reactions were......

Englishman:
Throws his mug away and walks out

American:
Takes the insect out and drinks the beer


Chinese:
Eats the insect and throws the beer away

Japanese:
Drinks the beer with insect as it is coming free

Indian:
Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new
mug of beer. ......INTELLIGENT INDIANS


Pakistani:
-Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer
-Relates the issue to Kashmir
-Asks the Chinese for Military aid
-Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer

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