Collection of My Favourite Forwarded Mails

Software Engineers are advised not to spend too much time sitting before computers because the following things may happen in their future. 1. When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits. 2. When counting objects, you count 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D.. 3. At the superstore, you check to see if a kilogram is 1024 grams, a litre is 1024 mls. 4. When you dream, you are going to dream in 256 palettes of 256 colors. 5. When your wife says "If you don't turn off that damn machine and come to sleep, then I am going to divorce you!", you are going to scream at her for omitting the "else" clause. 6. You try to sleep , and think : sleep(8 * 60 * 60); _/* sleep for 8 hours */ 7. When you are reading a book, you would look for the scroll bar to get to the next page. 8. If you want to call somebody you pick up the phone and start dialling an IP number... 9. You are going to look for an icon to double-click, to open your bedroom window. 10. When you go...

Have a look at this Salary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of Parliament (MP) Monthly Salary : 12,000 Expense for Constitution per month : 10,000 Office expenditure per month : 14,000 Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km) : 48,000 ( eg.For a visit from kerala to Delhi & return: 6000 km) Daily DA TA during parliament meets : 500/day Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train: Free (For any number of times) (All over India ) Charge for Business Class in flights : Free for 40 trips / year (With wife or P.A.) Rent for MP hostel at Delhi : Free Electricity costs at home : Free up to 50,000 units Local phone call charge : Free up to 1 ,70,000 calls. TOTAL expense for a MP [having no qualification] per year : 32,00,000 [i.e. 2.66 lakh/month] TOTAL expense for 5 years : 1,60,00,000 For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years : 8,54,40,00,000 (nearly 855 crores) AND THE PRIME MINISTER IS ASKING THE HIGHLY QUALIFIED, OUT PERFORMING CEOs TO CUT DOWN THEIR SALARIES..... This is how all our tax money is bee...

Chahat ki mehfil mein dil laga kar hum bhi dekhege, Teri rooh ko apna banakar hum bhi dekhege, Tum se jo kaha hai khawabo mein hum ne, Use haqeekat mein bayan kar hum bhi dekhege, Jis phasane ko aankhon se khete rahe hai hum, Unhi lafso ko hotho peh lakar hum bhi dekhege, Suna hai woh insaan hi kya jisne pyar na kiya ho, Chupke se hi sahi dil na diya ho, Pyar woh jazba hai jo pathar ko pigla de, To hum bhi is pathar se dil laagkar dekhege, Zaroori nahi ki tum badle mein hame pyar karo, Khudi-Khud ko tum par mitakar hum bhi dekhege. Zindagi yun mujhse naraz ho gayi nahin jante hum, hum se kya baat ho gayi Din ka socha tha aur raat ho gayi bethe bethe hi umar yeh tamam ho gayi jante hue bhi anjaan ho gaya Zindagi u mujhse naraz ho gayee......... Baton baton main yaaddash kho gayi Nahin yaad ke kya baat ho gayi inteha pe they hum, zindagi zawal ho gayi chakoree ban gaye hum, woh chand ke perchai ho gayi.., ruswaiyon ke samandar main gum ho gayi Zindagi you mujhse naraz ho gayi.. Har baat ...

Cheat and love but dont love and cheat. Think and love but dont love and think.. Break the heart and love but don't love and break the heart. Dont ever leave the one u love for the one u like, because the one u like will leave u for the one they love. Tonight your true love will realize how much she love you.

How a BOYS withdraws cash from ATM 1. Park the car 2. Go to ATM Machine 3. Insert card 4. Enter PIN 5. Take money out 6. Take ATM Card out 7. Drive away How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM 1. Park the car 2. Check makeup 3. Turn off engine 4. Check makeup 5. Go to ATM 6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse 7. Insert card 8. Hit Cancel 9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it 10. Insert card 11. Enter PIN 12. Take cash 13. Go to car 14. Check makeup 15. Start car 16. Stop car 17. Run back to ATM 18. Take ATM card 19. Back to car 20. Check makeup 21. Start car 22. Check makeup 23. Drive for 1/2 mile 24. Release handbrake 25. Drive on.

# If you're mad with someone and nobody's there to fix the situation... You fix it. Maybe today, that person still wants to be your friend. And if u doesn't, tomorrow can be too late. # If you're in love with somebody, but that person doesn't know... tell her/him. Maybe today, that person is also in love with you. And if you don't say it, tomorrow can be too late. # If you still love a person that you think has forgotten you... tell her/him. Maybe that person has always loved you. And if you don't tell her/him today, tomorrow can be too late. # If you need a hug of a friend... ask her/him for it. Maybe they need it more than you do. And if you don't ask for it today, tomorrow can be too late. # If you really have friends who you appreciate... tell them. Maybe they appreciate you as well. That if you don't and they leave or go far away today, tomorrow can be too late. # If you love your parents, and never had the chance to show them... do it. Maybe y...

Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho, mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho, Na milte ho na sms karte ho ,kya tum mujse bi jayada garib ho..... *** Girl: "If u will try 2 kiss me, mai shor macha dungi." Boy: "Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai." Girl: "I know but formality to karni hi padegi.." *** DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao, KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao, AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY, chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao. *** Log kehte hai kr khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai.... "simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain". *** Catch her by her waist... Bring her home.. Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & have a ... ...nice drink...PEPSI Luv u oye Bubbly!! *** 1st Child: "Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain." 2nd Child: "Why?" 1st Child: "Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chhodna mat." *** An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to...

This is a conversation between a Girl and a Boy on their 7th year anniversary Girl calls up Boy: "Hey! Happy Anniversary again Boy: "Hi! Happy Anniservary!... Hey remember you wanted to tell me something after school? Sorry i left so early i had to go to work. So, what did you want to tell me?" Girl: "I wanted to say - I love you" Boy: "Yeah! I know everyone does!" Girl: "Really?" Boy: "Yeah!... everyone of my friends that are Girls tell me that everyday Girl: "Oh!... but am i only your friend?" Boy: "no... youre my Girl friend... why?" Girl: "So when i say I love you, i really do mean it" Boy: "Yeah! i know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love me anymore cuz i know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more each and everyday." Girl: ...... Boy: "So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary?" Girl: "Yeah!... where?...

GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT 1-11 (NO CHEATING) SEE YOUR RESULTS BELOW: WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT LINE.. 1. WHAT SHADE ! OF HAIR DO YOU HAVE? a) Dark b) Light 2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT TO: a) Go to a party? b) Go out to eat? 3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR OUT OF: a) Baby-Pink b) Yellow c) Baby-Blue d) Turquoise 4. PICK YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBY OUT OF: a) Surfing b) Skate-Boarding c) Skiing 5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUT OF THE FOLLOWING, WHICH WOULD IT BE? a) Louie Vuitton (shoes) b) Coach (Sport) c) Againt all odds (Clothes) 6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE OUT OF THE FOLLOWING? a) Hawaii b) London c) Florida 7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU RATHER GO TO: a) The Beach? b) Somewhere Cooler? 8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH? a) January b) February c) March d) April e) May f) June g) July h) August i) September j) October k) November l) December 9. WOULD YOU RATHER: a) Chill at home b) Go out with friends 10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE INSTRUMENT OUT OF: a) Guitar b)...

## Curb Global Warming in OFFICE - Do just 10 things ## Most of us spend a third of our day at the office -- and that's not counting the commute. Apply these energy-saving tips in the workplace to reduce stress on yourselves and on the planet. 1. Turn off the lights. Remember to hit the switch on your way out for that well- deserved lunch break. The energy savings from 10 million employees turning off unneeded lights for 30 minutes a day is enough to illuminate 50 million square feet of office space. 2. Get off mailing lists. The last thing you need is another office supply catalog or credit card offer on your desk. Before tossing out junk mail, call the company's toll- free service number and ask that your name be removed from the mailing list. Have online retailers e-mail you instead. Almost half of all catalogs are never opened, yet nearly 62 million trees are destroyed and 28 billion gallons of water are used to produce them every year. 3. Put your monitor to sleep. Whet...