Collection of My Favourite Forwarded Mails

This info. is sure to help PC users very much. During a recent visit to an optician, one of my friends was of an exercise for the eyes by a specialist doctor that he termed as 20-20-20 ." It is apt for all of us, who spend long hours at our desks, looking at the computer screen I Thought I'd share it with you. 20-20-20 Step I :- After every 20 minutes of looking into the computer screen, turn your head and try to look at any object placed at least 20 feet away. This changes the focal length of your eyes, a must-do for the tired eyes. Step II :- Try and blink your eyes for 20 times in succession, to them. Step III :- Time permitting of course, one should walk 20 paces after 20 minutes of sitting in one particular posture. Helps blood circulation the entire body. Circulate among your friends if you care for them and their eyes. They say that your eyes r mirror of your soul, so do take care of them, they are priceless.....

Will Durant [American historian] - "India was the motherland of our race, and Sanskrit the mother of Europe's languages: she was the mother of our philosophy; mother, through the Arabs, of much of our mathematics; mother, through the Buddha, of the ideals embodied in Christianity; mother, through the village community, of self-government and democracy. Mother India is in many ways the mother of us all". Mark Twain [American author] - "India is, the cradle of the human race, the birthplace of human speech, the mother of history, the grandmother of legend, and the great grand mother of tradition. our most valuable and most instructive materials in the history of man are treasured up in India only." Albert Einstein [American scientist] - "We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made." Max Mueller [German scholar] - If I were asked under what sky the human mind has most fu...

Population: 100 crore 9 crore retired 30 crore in state Govt 17 crore in central Govt (Both Categories does n't work) 1 crore IT professional (do esn't work for India) 25 crore in school 1 crore r under 5 years 15 crore unemployed 1.2 crore u can find anytime in hospitals Statistics says u find 79,99,998 people anytime in The Balance two are U & Me. U are busy " checking Mails /sending fwds.. "..!! HOW CAN I HANDLE INDIA alone?

Good Morning Hyderabad, Things to remember in Andhra Pradesh specially in Hyderabad, 1) Should never walk under a flyover when it israining - it might fall on you 2) Should never go to restaurants/bars/eateriesspecifically chat bhandars - there might be a bombplanted 3) Should never visit amusement parks - there might bea bomb planted 4) Should never visit theatres - there might be a bombplanted 5) Should never go to temples like saibaba and ganeshpandals - there might be a bomb planted 6) Should never go to Bus or railway stations ortravel in them - there might be a bomb planted or youmight be drugged or burnt alive by thieves or robbersor naxals 7) Should never cross a culvert in a car especiallywhen there is leader in front or back of you -Landmine might be there 8) Should never take photographs in a Naxal affectedarea especially with your flash on - You might triggera bomb 9) Should never travel on a bike on left - you mightbe knocked down by a bus or lorry from behind (notnecessar...

Salary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of Parliament (MP) Monthly Salary : 12,000 Expense for Constitution per month : 10,000 Office expenditure per month : 14,000 Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km) : 48,000 ( eg.For a visit from kerala to Delhi & return: 6000 km) Daily DA TA during parliament meets : 500/day Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train:Free (For any number of times) (All over India ) Charge for Business Class in flights : Free for 40 trips / year (With wife or P.A.) Rent for MP hostel at Delhi : Free Electricitycosts at home : Free up to 50,000 units Local phone call charge : Free up to 1 ,70,000 calls. TOTAL expense for a MP [having no qualification] per year : 32,00,000 [ i.e . 2.66 lakh/month] TOTAL expense for 5 years : 1,60,00,000 Want to be an MP???????????????????? Now let us have some calculations! For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years : 8,54,40,00,000 (nearly 855 crores) AND THE PRIME MINISTER IS ASKING THE HIGHLY QUALIFIED, OUT PERFORMING CEOs TO CUT D...

For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid , it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal. A serious note about heart attacks - You should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting . Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line. You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know the bet...

For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid , it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal. A serious note about heart attacks - You should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting . Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line. You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know the bet...

Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge. The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter, "Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river." The little girl said, "No, Dad. You hold my hand." "What's the difference?" Asked the puzzled father. "There's a big difference," replied the little girl. "If I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that I may let your hand go. But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go." In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond. So hold the hand of the person who loves you rather than expecting them to hold yours...

I was born, a woman was there to hold me... my mother I grew as a child... a woman was there to care for me... to play with me... my sister I went to school... a woman was there to help me learn... my teacher I became depress, whenever I losta woman was there to offer a shoulder... my wife I became tough... a woman was there to melt me... my daughter I am dyinga woman is there to absorb me in... my motherland

"People never know how special someone is until they leave, but maybe sometimes its important to leave, so they are given that chance to see how special that someone really is!"

Sanjay, a rich guy, loved fast cars and he did have a few in hispossession. He loved to speed and could not be bothered about breaking speed limits. Many a times he was caught by the cops and speed radars, fined, but still he never bothered until. One day as he was driving at a very high speed as usual, he saw a cop following him. The cop overtook him finally and asked him to stop and checked his license. He then took out his pad and started Writing, and then handed over the sheet of paper to Sanjay. How much was this one going to cost?!!! Wait a minute. What was this???? Some kind of joke? Certainly not a ticket. Sanjay began to read: "Dear Sanjay, Once upon a time I had a lovely daughter. She was six when killed by a car. You guessed it - a speeding driver's car. A fine and three months in jail, and the man was free. Free to hug his three daughters. I only had one, and I'm going to have to wait until Heaven, before I can ever hug her again. A thousand times I've trie...

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgarh to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered। They reach Ramgad and start shouting: "अबे O Thakur! कहां है वो लूट मार software? Last date to कबका निकल्गाया ". Thakur [with anger]: "चिल्लाओ मत ! जाकर Gabbar से कह दो कि Thakur_Software वालों ने पागल कुत्तों के लिए software बनाना बंद कर दिया है" Kaalia: "बहूत गरमी दिखा रहे हो Thakur? कोई नए programmers hire किये हैं क्या ?" Thakur: "नज़र उत्था के देख , Kaalia, तेरे सर पर powerbuilder चल रह है ।"Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop. Kaalia Starts laughing and says:"Ha ha... thakur ने Freshers को लिया है , ये लोग programming करेंगे ? इनको तो DOS commands भी नहीं आते ।" Veeru shouts: "चुप -चाप चला जा कुत्ते . हम लोग consultants हैं , कुछ भी कर सकते हैं ." Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, th...