Collection of My Favourite Forwarded Mails

* The President of India DR. A. P. J. Abdul Kalam 's Speech in Hyderabad . *  Why is the media here so negative? Why are we in India so embarrassed to recognize our own strengths, our achievements? We are such a great nation. We have so many amazing success stories but we refuse acknowledge them--- Why? We are the first in milk production.  We are number one in Remote sensing satellites.  We are the second largest producer of wheat. We are the second largest producer of rice.  Look at Dr. Sudarshan , he has transferred the tribal village into a self-sustaining, self-driving unit.  There are millions of such achievements but our media is only obsessed in the bad news and failures and disasters.  I was in Tel Aviv once and I was reading the Israeli newspaper. It was the day after a lot of attacks and bombardments and deaths had taken place. The Hamas had struck. But the front page of the newspaper had the picture of a Jewish gentleman...

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon." In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release Stating : "If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part, especially 7th point and 10'th point): 1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day. 2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car. 3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this. 4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left...