Collection of My Favourite Forwarded Mails

Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.  Candidate: I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology. Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had  never heard of this college before!  Candidate: Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into it ..  What happened is – due to cricket world cup I scored badly! in 12th.I was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said (I prefer to call him ‘baap’) – “I can not invest so much of money”.(The baap actually said – “I will never waste so much of money on you”). So I had to join this college. Frankly speaking this name – BabanRao Dhole-Patil, can at the most be related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya. Interviewer: ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years to complete your engineering.  Candidate: Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But you know, t...

Let's say it's 6..15p m and you're going home (alone of  course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You're really tired, upset and frustrated... Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your  chest that starts to adiate out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the  hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don't  know if you'll be able to make it that far. You have  been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the  course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself. HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart  attack, without help,the person whose heart is beating  improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only  about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However,these victims can help themselves by coughing  repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should  be taken before each cough, and the cough must be de...

Trust is an inner eye. Just as the two outer eyes are for seeing the universe, there is a third eye inside of you whose name is trust. With this eye of trust the divine is seen. The eye of trust means the eye of love. There are some things which only love can know. There is no other way to know them.  If you love someone you will see certain things in the person that no one else will see. You will see in that person a sweetness that no one else can see. That sweetness is delicate and the touch of love is needed for it, only then is it revealed. You will hear the echo of a song in that person that no one else will hear. To hear it one has to come closer than anyone else has come. Only you are that close.  This is why beauty begins to manifest in the person whom you love. The one you fall in love with begins to be beautiful – all of life’s grandeur, all of its dignity is revealed in the person. And it is not that you are imagining it.  As soon as the eye of love op...

He/She Who Knows Not, And Knows Not, That He /She  Knows Not, Is A Fool - Ignore Him/Her. He /She  Who Knows Not, And Knows That, He /She  Knows Not, Is Ignorant - Teach Him /Her . He /She  Who Knows, But Knows Not, That He /She  Knows, Is Asleep - Awake Him /Her , He /She  Who Knows, And Knows That, He /She  Knows, Is Wise - Follow Him /Her .

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It is as critical to allow yourself to feel and learn from negative emotions as it is to revel in positive feelings Vinita Dawra Nangia TIMES NEWS NETWORK  ONE of the most reassuring things I have heard in recent times is that it’s okay to be scared; you do not require courage to face what you do not fear. It’s a comforting thought that even the most courageous men and women were scared of that which they ultimately faced and conquered. They are heroes not because their hearts never trembled with fear, but because they conquered that fear. So, fear becomes not just an acceptable but even welcome emotion because it paves the way for courage and heroism. It is fine to be frightened, but not to run away from it.  When Greek King Odysseus is persuading hero of the Trojan War Achilles, to participate in the War in the movie Troy, he tells him, “You don’t fear anyone, that’s your problem. Sometimes fear is useful.”  As with fear, so with other ‘negative’ emotions....

Every Sunday afternoon, after the morning service at the church, the Pastor and his eleven year old son would go out into their town and hand out Gospel Tracts. This particular Sunday afternoon, as it came time for the Pastor and his son to go to the streets with their tracts, it was very cold outside, as well as pouring down rain. The boy bundled up in his warmest and driest clothes and said, 'OK, dad, I'm ready.' His Pastor dad asked, 'Ready for what?' 'Dad, it's time we gather our tracts together and go out...' Dad responds, 'Son, it's very cold outside and it's pouring down rain.' The boy gives his dad a surprised look, asking, 'But Dad, aren't people still going to Hell, even though it's raining?' Dad answers, 'Son, I am not going out in this weather.' Despondently, the boy asks, 'Dad, can I go? Please?' His father hesitated for a moment then said, 'Son, you can go. Here are the t...